I was too gobsmacked and thinking "who the hell is this? This better not be a joke! Oh my god, that voice... it's not a joke!" - I honestly have incredibly little memory of what either he or I said, apart from me saying he had to come to Glasgow and him saying he'd already been told that. Him asking what I was doing on Sunday night, and then the 'so what are you wearing?' question...

STEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!