I'll try that again...

Your Squee factor can be worked out using the following equation:

SQ =       a     
         y√(h÷k)

Where:
a = your actual age
y = years of full time education
h = hours spent watching the fandom in question
and
k = "knowledge", i.e. an estimation of the percentage of cognitive function given over to knowing/thinking about fandom.

SQuee can, of course, be measured in decibels, (db) but also in N/cm³ as a volume of total squee produced.