I want to learn the guitar. I have a guitar. I just need to get it tuned and then I need to learn it. My goal is to eventually be able to play the Ballad of Jayne.

I could make movie recommendations! I just saw Battle Royale and Versus for the first time. Both are incredible and highly recommended -- although the pacing in Versus is all over the place. What kind of movie has its insane gun-fu battle against zombies in the second act and then no such insanity in the third? Still, love.

I don't know if I've recommended Dog Soldiers yet, but I should.