If it's just a logistical thing I could probably manage something, but if it's about the whole ridiculous cost of the trip and getting there and back and stuff then I really wish I were richer! But I'm probably the poorest I've ever been right now :(

But I shall see what I can do about squeezing Steve. The difficult things I will do for my friends....

... and if there seems like an opportunity I could always try and make him have phone sex with you again...