so I'm lounging around, listing the things I need to do today, an the TV's on. Escape to the Country. A show where a family looking to move out of whatever city they live in and go rural get shown a bunch of houses that someone thinks might fit their specs.

Today's couple have a 14 month old daughter and the woman is heavily pregnant. They just said they wanted to move to the countryside because "we want the children to keep their innocence".

Ha!

And again I say, HA!

I'm a country girl, born and bred in a village.

Hands up anyone who thinks I'm innocent?

ETA speaking of villagers not being innocent... some little sod's nicked my ladder. I bet I know exactly who it was as well, little bastard.

so I'm lounging around, listing the things I need to do today, an the TV's on. Escape to the Country. A show where a family looking to move out of whatever city they live in and go rural get shown a bunch of houses that someone thinks might fit their specs.

Today's couple have a 14 month old daughter and the woman is heavily pregnant. They just said they wanted to move to the countryside because "we want the children to keep their innocence".

Ha!

And again I say, HA!

I'm a country girl, born and bred in a village.

Hands up anyone who thinks I'm innocent?

ETA speaking of villagers not being innocent... some little sod's nicked my ladder. I bet I know exactly who it was as well, little bastard.