Okay, so I go for tea break as normal and when I get to the staff room I get given a little sponge cake with a Christmas ring on it because M doesn't do cards, she gives cakes instead.

So I'm already in a festive type mood. I come downstairs and there's all this stuff on my desk. The first thing that went through my mind was "who's been using my desk as a dumping ground?" then I see my name on a card and my boss saying "you kept that one quiet!"

It's my birthday next week, they all got me a big bunch of flowers, chocolates and wine.

I'm all embarrassed now!