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LJ? Stop sucking and gimme my comment notifications - 'kay?

I am bored. Incredibly, exceptionally, bored. Work sucks and it feels like a Saturday - which makes the fact that work sucks all the worse...

I need entertainment dammit!!

(and I also need a couple of prompts for Alec still because I apparently need two prompts per drabble.)

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*finishes off last zombie and advances on Sho..*
lol, that is like the world's worst logic... why would i be getting possessive again now?
*brandishes axe, saying "your turn, we killed them, you're clean up"*
Sho: *cleans up zombie gore*
Cat: *enjoys quality post-battle Steve-time*

Ha!

Yeah right - me doing anything remotely like cleaning? Not gonna happen in this lifetime...

even as an undead, life's too damn short :).

Also? Dad hoovered after the sky peeps came yesterday so I don't need too. *celebrates*

Yay for your Dad!

Do the undead have good hygiene do you think? I mean, it must get a bit whiffy after a while...

i think it depends on the individual zombie.
except for some reason they won't remove their scarves for about 2 years. and watch daytime talk shows. but eventually become maths teachers. yes i'm using my sister for zombie knowledge.

the world will be overrun with Maths teachers!

*shudders*

Can they be destroyed by removing the scarf?

*ROFLMAO!!!!!*

my sis as zombie is hilarious actually. an ex of mine had arrived one morning and was telling me about the horror-movie fest he had at a friend's the night before, when in wanders my sister
ME: morning, Laura!
LAURA: *grunts*
LAURA: *wanders to other side of room*
*picks Orange (the phone) newsletter from floor*
*rips open*
*shakes contents onto floor*
*grunts*
*wanders out of room*
EX: "i'm sure i saw her on zombie flesheaters 3.."
ME: rofl!!

Ha!

Sounds like me most mornings actually...

(Y'know, I still haven't gotten a single comment notification from this post? *kicks eljay*)

show lj the katana. sometimes force works.

s'at home. I figure it'd probably get me sacked if I brought it in to work...

ROFL!!! but it would be one hell of a way to go...

When I finally get out of this hellhole I should bring it in with me and have it on my back as I'm handing in my notice...

*grins evilly*

see, this is why the silent laughter is not working in the least. *snorts*

silent laughter is bad for the health.

It's a proven medical fact.

Srsly.

that's fine then, I'm completely incapable of it :D

I am happily sitting in the corner of this office randomly giggling. No one's called me on it yet. This surprises me!

it's friday - explains everything :)

I just texted Cat to let her know Jensen and Chris had got involved and Steve had been zombiefied. She says her spell will reverse that.

And then my phone battery died so we'll have to come up with a way to block the spell.

Ha! I'm an uber zombie and you didn't cut my head quite off *snaps at ankles*

Steeeeeeeeve I want to eaaaaaaat your Braaaaaaaaaaaains

*protects Steve from Zombie!Claire using vicious moves learnt from the world's scariest paramendic*

*paramedic

can't type!

*is quite sneaky really*

*is incredibly scary when Steve's lovely brains are threatened*
*is fairly bloody scary anyway*
*also? still has axe. and mace. and knife collection is also nearby. has lent some of the swords to Steve. hands other axe to Sho, as makes better weapon than mop*

*sho takes axe and swings*
*and misses*
*stops to think*
*is being a zombie really so bad? Especially since Claire seems intent on zombiefying Steve...*

Be looking at Cat Zombiebane with her impressive armoury (which is not fictional btw) and think again!!
*multitasks with spellbooks*

....zombie defeating spells.... nice...

Hee, see I didn't want to scare you guys by mentioning the very real (and very sharp) katana I have on my fireplace...

Very good for decapitating zombies I hear...

*is still wavering on the option of becoming zombified*

*rofl* scare me with weapons? teeeee heeeeee heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

*grins*

see? brain twins.

lol, since i'm fairly sure that's why you all qualified for the gang, it may well be brain septuplets..... now theeeere's a name.

except i forgot to count myself in the number. *headdesk*

this talk of brains with the whole zombie conversation going on, is fairly perplexing.
maybe later on i'll photograph all my weapons and make a picspam

ooo - shiny!

how come "brain octuplets" changed into "brain octopus"?!

can we have brain octopus tshirts? no one would understand, it would be very random and funny

hands Claire brain octopus hat

*yay* :D

still.not.scared.

still.biting.infact.

Also? Steve likes being bitten. Trufax.

and, shiny. many picspams required from you now :D

There are cookie crumbs all over my desk now.

I blame you.

*goes back to giggling like a child*

*uses Chris icon 'cause he's feeling all neglected over here*

not now`!! MA remember?

I'll bite Steve.. I'm not a zombie so he's safe

*bites tattoos*

*is in bliss*

hey! Enough of that on my journal thank you!

unless it's me doing the biting of course...

ohhhh, there's a whole new zombie plan now :D

hell yeah...

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