Frelling BBC News! Just. Stop. It!!

I have a phobia of Daddy-Long-Legs. They keep trailing a report on why there's been an explosion on the population of Daddy-Long-Legs. With a frelling 25inch Alien Flying Freak Of Nature on the screen.

It's a phobia, I can't move when I see it. I am having palpatations.

(thedothatgirl and acrazywench kinda saw a calm panic attack from me on Saturday - one flew past me in the hotel lobby and despite having a sore leg I was as far away from it as I could be in .2 seconds)