I'm writing crack!fic. Why am I writing crack!fic when I have a zillion other things to write? 'Cause if I don't my brain will melt and leak out of my ears which won't be fun for anyone.

*looks at Word doc open on desktop*
*reads a couple of lines*
*shakes head in denial*

I did not just write that...

*g*

(will post it later, possibly much later, when I can run away from the internet saying "It wasn't me!!" *g*)