I just want to state for the record that beef flavoured Hula Hoops are just about the perfect substitute for lunch.

I would also like to point out that the above statement should be taken in jest and is not intended to promote Hula Hoops as a viable meal alternative, just, you know, when you're really, really hungry and can only scrape together enough pennies for one thing out of the pathetically stocked vending machine at work...