... and I'm too mindless not to tag along...

WIPs

Crimson Regret
Immediately post-Chosen.

Xander: Leave me alone! I just want to mope in my room
Faith: Screw that – lets go get drunk
Xander: Will it shut you up?
Faith: Probably not.
Xander & Faith: (out for the count in the burning hotel) See? That’s what happens when you drink Mescal. Drinking’s for losers!
Evil genius: It’s all going according to plan…

What a Difference a Day Makes
About six months post-Chosen I guess, Xander’s in Morocco

Buffy: Crap! Xander’s missing – oh, wait. No he’s not!
Xander: Did I just sleep with Buffy? Yay!
Buffy: Spike’s alive? Huh?
Xander: Crap. Spike’s alive.
Eilidh: (stamps foot) I’m not a Mary Sue!!!
Everyone reading: What the hell happened in those caves?!

Things Don’t Always Turn Out That Way
Immediately post The Zeppo then a weird kind of AU I’m trying to fit into canon. Or will be if I ever write some more of it!

Xander: Hey! I had sex!
Faith: Wonder what having an actual relationship that lasts longer than five minutes is like?
Xander: I had sex!
Shona: Where the hell is this story going?!

For Good Men To Do Nothing
post-Chosen, nothing whatsoever to do with Angel s5 ‘cause I didn’t really buy Lindsey being all inherantly evil the way he was painted.

Xander: I want out. Bye!
Buffy, Willow & Giles: Huh? Okay then. Bye.
Xander: (in Mexico) Crap, guess I really am a demon magnet then.
Lindsey: What am I doing in Mexico? Hey – you know about demons, want to team up?
Xander: Sure, why not?

Destiny
Starts at the time of Bargaining, has parts which are 12 months later. Brave New World.

Xander: Buffy’s dead! Willow’s evil!
Willow: *cackles evilly*
Every single character from BtVS and AtS who’s not dead yet: Okay… this aint quite right.

Slayerless
Post-Graduation Day. Buffy’s been in a bad car crash.

Buffy: …
Giles: Buffy’s in a coma, what are we gonna do?
Dawn: What the hell am I doing here? It’s only just after Graduation – I’m not alive yet! And why are the Bringers after me?
Joyce: Hey – I’m doing evil things, how did that happen?
Oz: Hey, shouldn’t I be around somewhere?

Worlds Collide
post-Hell’s Bells/mid-Jedi Academy trilogy. Yes, I’m writing a SW:EU/BtVS crossover…

Mara: Aw crap – I crashed on some droyk back-water planet and my Headhunter’s at the bottom of the ocean.
Xander: Hang on – that’s not… crap! That’s a lightsaber!
Warren: Who, what, how, why, huh?
Kyp: You’ve no idea what you’ve done little man…

Off Course
post-Chosen. Lost crossover…

Xander: Hey! The plane crashed, I survived! Aw crap, it’s an island and there’s a freaky monster thing out there.
Jack: Aren’t I supposed to be the hero here?

There’s Always Time
post-Chosen, fleshing out an original character I played on End of Days

Xander: I’m cutting myself off from everyone and moping round Africa, hey Zimbabwe sounds like a fun place…
Nhamo: Wonderful, an American tourist who doesn’t understand my country, but hey – he seems to know I’m a Slayer!
Xander: Your name’s not Mary Sue is it?
Nhamo: Nuh-uh.
Xander: Cool, want to help me work through some issues?
Nhamo: (raises eyebrow)

Cry/No Bravery
post-Chosen, probably about a year or so. Willow first person POV that’s scaring me right now. It’s kinda song-fic like but can I say that when it’s two separate songs and I’m not using the lyrics to either? I don’t know, the title will be decided before too much longer…

Willow: Xander changed. Ooops, didn’t see it coming. Boy, I feel bad about that.

Untitled Willow/Xander fic (during Empty Places)
The W/X fic I promised invisionary  a while back, which was on my laptop and was wiped when I had to rebuild it. Since he’s writing F/X, I can at least make good on my promise to write this!

Xander: Ow. My head hurts – hey, I have a hole where my eye was! Morphine… fun!
Willow: How could I not have seen how much you mean to me?
Xander: Aren’t you gay now?

Sleepless Knight
SW:EU fic, set sometime during Dark Journey. Mara’s bored, her old friends are there to provide distraction.

Mara: Okay – I’m a mom, apparently giving birth cured me of some weird deadly (and otherwise incurable) disease, my student is flirting with the dark side and about to declare herself a goddess. I’m bored.
Talon Karrde: Wanna come on a mission, for old time’s sake?
Mara: Sure, why not. Is clone-me coming?
Shada: I’m a unique character dammit!
Mara: Sure you are…


In the words of Giles: Good lord!

And that's not counting the WIP sites or fanart things I'm also working on... *g*