"You just spend your entire adult life trying to disguise the fact that you're a tall kid holding a beer."

Heh! Just got back from seeing Dylan Moran in Glasgow - my God I don't think I've laughed so much... ever! Genius.

Okay, so my neighbour is apparently an arse. He was playing really loud dance music there so I waited for a lull and knocked on the wall, Called through "Any chance you can turn it down since it's almost 11 o'clock?" He turned it down, I called out "Cheers!". Now he's arsing about with what sounds like a hammer knocking on the wall between the houses. Does he think it's intimidating? 'Cause I just find it funny! And his music is turned down to a manageable volume so I've got no more problem with him tonight. I am, however, going to lock my door. Something I don't always do.