03 June 2007 @ 05:31 pm
Crack!Fic - SPN/Extreme Makeover: Home Edition  
See, beer and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition are a baaaaaaaaad mix.

(post AHBL:2 so folks at ITV2 rate? Come back at the end of June.)



Disclaimer: I own nowt. SPN belongs to Kripke et al, EM:HE belongs to whomever owns it.
Notes: One beer ago and I would have written this but not posted. Lucky for you guys that I opened that last beer then...




"Guys, I want you to think about this. There was one thing Bill wanted, and that was to build a home for his wife and baby daughter – for his family. He also wanted to create a place where those people who are turned away from everywhere else can fit in.

"He was a pioneer.

"He built his roadhouse, and he turned no one away when they stepped through that door. A community built up here.

"And then, tragedy struck. Bill died in a horrible accident, but his wife – Ellen – believed in his dream and carried on. She kept this place open; she kept this community going.

"These are people who – through no fault of their own – found themselves on the outskirts of society. And they always had a place to go thanks to Bill's dream and Ellen's determination to keep that going.

"And then tragedy struck for the second time. On May 10th 2007, the Roadhouse burned to the ground. No one knows for sure what happened, but what we can be sure of is that this community that has grown up around Bill's dream and Ellen's determination need our help.

"Ellen needs our help.

"So, are you in?"
 
 
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[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:03 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, brilliant.
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)
Hee! I couldn't resist!
[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
Now I kind of want to see how they re-build the Roadhouse, lol.
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC)
Hee! I'm now wondering just what Ty would pick as his secret project room... *g*
[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
It's been way too long since I watched EM:HE, I can't even remember that he does that. But y'know, a sequel would be a good idea *bats eyelashes*
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:53 pm (UTC)
LOL! Not sure there's enough beer ing the world for that... but you never know!
[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
Cheers!
*tries to get you more drunk*
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:02 pm (UTC)
I have to go to work tomorrow...

*g*
[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:03 pm (UTC)
You poor thing. You better drink another beer so you can forget about work at least for a night ;P
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
You are evil incarnate, aren't you?
[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
... maybe.
You know what else is good? Piña Coladas.
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:18 pm (UTC)
evil I tell you - evil!
[identity profile] pippilottah.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
MWAH
[identity profile] kaylashay.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:46 pm (UTC)
Awww... they're rebuilding the roadhouse. Yay!
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
They're keeping the community that Bill helped create going, because Ellen is really the heart of that community...

*g*

What can I say? I was channel surfing and hit EM:HE, the bunny bit hard...
wenchpixie: Funny - JDM[personal profile] wenchpixie on June 3rd, 2007 06:15 pm (UTC)
*snorts* I think it's just as well I don't get EM:HE telly here... it always reduced me to a bubbling wreck.

That's awesome :) - Ty calling up Ellen was she stays at Bobbys on Vacation... mwhahaha.
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
Aw man! Can you imagine Bobby's face?!

My brain is a scary place sometimes....
[identity profile] glorfinniel.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Brilliant! :)
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
*g*

I couldn't resist... Although, can you imagine the interviews with "friends and family" EX:HE specialise in? Exactly who would be interviewed and just what would they say...
ext_16597[identity profile] ysbail.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 07:09 pm (UTC)
You know Trey and his gang always go above and beyond so what're you thinking? Gold plated beer taps, marble bartop, antique oak beams and rafters and a jukebox that only plays original works by the late and great.

Oh and while they're at it, maybe the show could be extra special - you know a couple of patrons stripped to the waist banging nails and climbing ladders...

Oh eck ... imagination playing silly buggers now ...
[identity profile] whiskyinmind.livejournal.com on June 3rd, 2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
a couple of patrons stripped to the waist banging nails and climbing ladders...

*is slightly incoherent with laughter and slightly dirty thoughts now...*

They could make it a *theme* bar, with special nooks for each kind of supernatural entity...

*giggles*

Damn you guys! I'm thinking follow up may be coming soon...