Writing-fu? Where are you?

I know you had me on a mad writing spree last month and now you're mocking me with your absence...

Ficathon fic.

NaNoWriMo

Other fics.

*opens Word and stares at the blank screen*


mara_sho: how is that quarter to already?! I've only written 32 words and they're sh*te
monkey_matt: What, all of them? Isn't that a bit repetitive?
mara_sho: different spellings, the occasional merde in there...
monkey_matt: I suppose variety IS the sh*te of life.
mara_sho: I have the most random question for you, which has nothing whatsoever to do with fic or writing, but has a lot to do with the fact that [eldest nephew] stood on my toe at the weekend and crushed in part of my boot. What do you call those things that you can put inside shoes to reshape/stretch 'em out?
monkey_matt: Potatoes.
mara_sho: I bet you think you're funny, dontcha?
monkey_matt *grins inanely across the room and nods*

(we've now found out what it's called, it's a Shoe Tree apparently)