I'm not a breakfast eater. I get up far too early in the morning to eat anything at that time and food hasn't been sitting all that well with me for weeks now anyway so it's no big loss.

So why is it that this morning I decided I wanted to eat something, had a bowl of Special K left over from my failed "drop a jean size in a fortnight" attempt and am now absolutely starving?!! It's been like two hours since I ate and I'm ravenous already!

Strange.

Right, anyway, the crossbow is now complete much to the amusement of half the people in the office - hey, I didn't have any packing tape or anything to hold it together so I'm abusing office supplies... The problem is I now have a model crossbow sitting behind my desk. Maybe it'll discourage people from asking inane questions?!