With rusty sporks which break off in their flesh and fester away causing secondary infections and gangrene and eventually having bits fall off.

Over 50 false accounts have been created on INAP lately, all of them trying to hack into the database.

I want to write angsty porn, but I'm at work and I don't write higher than 15 rated when I'm at work, and by the time I get home I'll get all paranoid that I haven't finished the Sweet Charity stuff yet and then I'll start hunting for Dean/Wall pictures and then I'll get absolutely nothing done.