"Yes, these emails do build up quickly when you're not here for a couple of days don't they?"
"Why don't I get them forwarded to the communal email account so that if I'm not here someone else can print them off?"
"That's a good idea!"

*forwards emails to ejournals inbox*
*is off work in agony for three days*

"Did no one print off those emails while I was away?"
"Oh, we thought that was something you had to do."

*headdesk*

Anyone know of any jobs going? I think the Macdonalds near me is hiring, maybe I should have a look at that...